And you thought women were inscrutable!
1. Why they never leave the seat down but threaten divorce over the seat not left up?
2. Why does he have an opinion on everything?
3. Why would he have 10 solutions before you finish your sentence yet blame you for not listening?
4. Why despite being such great map readers they always arrive harried?
5. why are they all macho during the day but wouldnt get up to check a noise at night?
6. Why they will flex their muscles unless you have to shift the furniture?
7. Why they will endlessly gossip about gossiping women yet claim they do not gossip?
8. Why will they secretly apply your sunscreen yet argue over you spending too much on cosmetics?
9. Why will they be the first to fill the mirror slot yet blame you for getting late?
10. Why is ‘lets be friends’ to them always an innuendo?
11. How between thinking about women and football they claim to solve all of the worlds problems?
12. Why can they fix the world but not your hair dryer?
13. Why do they pretend to know everything until the kid has exams?
14. Why would he date hot girls but marries someone who can make round rotis?
15.Why does he consider himself eligible bachelor for anything secreting estrogen?
16. Why is he always confused? Despite the gps!
17.Why is his ego fragile enough to break even if the person you are praising is the family dog?
18. Why does he actually buy Axe bottles while scoffing at the ads?
19.Why does he spend hours before the mirror and then ruffles up his hair to make it look casual?
20. Why would he ogle at Sunny Leone but expect his would be bride to be pure.( as if he is marrying a bottle of ghee)?
21.Why is manliness such a touchy subject?
22. Why despite claiming to ace Mathematics, he overpays the milkman?
23. Why can he remember the hot girls number but forget the keys?
24. Why will he happily give up the corner seat in a bus but not his corner on the sofa?
25. Why will he don Yellow paints and root for Brazil yet wonder why is Messi not playing?
26. Why would he always fall for your best friend?
27. Why despite backing female issues, they will fret about the cheeni kam in the morning tea?
28. Why will they endlessly speak about their biceped past but not lift one exercising leg in the present?
29. Why will they hate your mother?
30. Why will they be so scared of their own?
31. Why will playing Angry Birds on mobile be a man thing?
32. Why will they have helmets in all colors yet blame you for the shopping bills?
33. Why do they blame all their faults on Eves apple?
34. Why is coming first so important even if it is a game of leisurely ludo with the computer?
35. Why will he never commit but see red if you date other men?
36. Why would he be obsessed about other mens’ car size, salaries and wives?
37. Why would he still call women the jealous sex?
38. Why would he pretend to be a gizmo freak but not know where the restart button is?
39. Why is the obvious to him always so complicated?
40. Why at 50 he still fancies a chance with his nieces dance teacher?
41. Why he tells long stories about winning marathons but never completes a round in the morning jog?
42.Why can he not get sarcasm?
43. Why the only signals he can get are the traffic lights?
44 Why is s ‘see you’ a ‘sexually potent’ conversation to him and he assumes it will lead to an intimate elevator date?(Any resemblance to Tejpal is coincidental)
45. Why does he claim to solve the Rubik Cube but can never beat you in tic tac toe?
46.Why does he love jargons? Like Dissipated pressure for a punctured cycle?
47.Why does he snatch the remote but snores through half the match?
48. Why will he claim to be a soccer expert while never being able to explain offside in simple words?
49. Why would he be an expert in everything and still call the mechanic?
50. Why would he then bully the poor mechanic who clearly knows better?
51.Why would he say he has no problem with your guy friends and then be superbly awkward around them?
52. Why do not they just go to the loo together and sort things out?
Globe-Slother 
Bulls eye!!!
Ha ha! This is such a wonderfully compiled list!!
Love the point about them gossiping. My room-mate and I were just talking about this last night. Guys actually do gossip more than us! 😀
Cheers,
Sumithra.
scred fail % 🙂
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hahaha @ 13, 42,
Wow nice compilation well I do agree with all the points you have laid out here….But there is only one answer to all the questions….its very simple “Men think differently than women”…even if its on the same subject the way of analyzing something varies greatly from a man to a woman…. Its actually women are more empathetic compared to men…and can relate to someone emotionally or on an emotional level (I am not saying women are more emotional and men are not NO absolutely not)…But its simply men are a less likely to cry or relate to his friends moms death and sit down with to attach himself emotionally and will be more eager to lend in a helping hand for any physical help at that point of time…whereas women can relate to the death of his friends mother and would likely choose to wait and console,and empathize her with her sorrows….This is strictly because men`s brains are wired to work differently than women`s in short for women the left ad right hemispheres of a brain are connected vividly…wheres men’s are not…but in mens case the fornt and back portions of the brain are connected.. (For the record…Left hemisphere::Responsible for control of the right side of the body, and is the more artistic and creative side of the brain Right Hemisphere :: Responsible for control of the left side of the body, and is the more academic and logical side of the brain)…well thanks to evolution of mankind MEN ARE LESS LIKELY TO RELATE TO SOMEONE EMOTIONALLY….Well hence Women are more emotionally rational…and are intuitively unparall compared to women..
Anyway the reason behind is that during the course of evolution men even before the dawn of stone age and from the beginning of human race itself…men were tasked with the duty to go out and hunt for food and provide protection for the tribe etc…and men`s brains are to some extent genetically wired to operate in this manner…and women’s duty was to help them back at home (Please I am not being racist only sharing some old facts)…Well um..progress may have reversed and changed the social role plays in modern era and the duty of men and women in a few years but it could not change natures evolution paradoxes….
In the end I am sorry to say mam you can call us what you want we men are from Mars…or may be we are cursed or downright ugly or shameless whatever you want we humbly accept our faults …..But this who we are…this is how mother nature created us….we didn’t choose to become like this all men are born this way…so when we do screw up or say something stupid its not actually voluntary action always……but we can change and deep down WE WANT TO CHANGE every man wants to change for a better himself…and its ONLY POSSIBLE if you help us to look through our mistakes and patiently guide us…
Source::(http://www.livescience.com/41619-male-female-brains-wired-differently.html)..
We are blessed but with different gifts…
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